As a string player myself, I have grown up listening to these jokes and love them to end! Here are some of my favorites:
1) What do violinists/violists and lightning have in common?
They never strike the same place twice!
2) How do you know a violist is at your door?
They forgot the key and don't know when to come in!
What are some of your favorite jokes about string players?
I really love joke #2. Thank you for that ?
As a violin student, I would like to add my own joke here...
Centuries ago, several people sit around a fire, quite bored. One says, "What if I took this piece of firewood, stuck some leather strings on it, then took a stick, wrapped it in horsehair and coated it with pine sap, and we can see what happens?"
"You're off your nut."
And lo, the violin was born.
(Technically, I have read the violin may have descended from the medieval rebec, but who's asking?)
Sierra
These are so great!!! XD keep them coming!
What is the difference between a violinist and a dog? A dog is able to stop scratching!
Oh, that is funny! :) What do a violin and a gift have in common? They both have bows!